(Source: metallicathings)

hailjuicifer:

megumiovvo:

chuck-charles:

i made a makeup tutorial for all my fellow feminists out there bye

jfc

watch it

CHRIST

4ofmyloversareontour:

Sleeping metallica

(via lars-focking-ulrich)

(Source: calante, via riding-the-nighttrain-with-slash)

(via riding-the-nighttrain-with-slash)

spidermanstights:

i think the builders are digging for treasure next door

Arrrrr

electricspaceprince:

“I can’t give a shit”

they think i mean to say “i don’t”, but im actually sitting on the toilet, unable to poop

go to sleep

Are you kidding me
Who the fuck threw that blue shell
I will fuck you up

(Source: hippiebones, via ruinedchildhood)

arguing-about-abortions:

Rebloggable by Request.

The bodily autonomy argument was what convinced me to go from extremely pro-life to pro-choice in a matter of days. You’d have to find a way to convince me that it’s OK to use someone’s body parts without their consent to convince me to be pro-life again.  

(via philosophicallust)

The guy on the left his face. XD

(Source: aboutstalin, via nick-menza)

metallicathings:

Deehan clip is up!

thrashin-of-the-christ:

damned-marsh-yankee:

sylvana-ragphomet:

El Infierno de Mark Powell

I’ve been wondering what the name of this was, and who did it. 

Its like someone sculpted death metal lyrics

lcate:

perseaus:

when i’m married my partner and i will have:

• morning sex
• afternoon sex
• dinner sex
• after meal sex
• i made pancakes sex
• good morning sex
• they kids are at school sex
• shower sex
• bored sex
• make up sex
• break up sex
• obama won sex
• romney lost sex
• monday sex
• tuesday sex
• wednesday sex
• thursday sex
• friday sex
• saturday sex
• monday sex
• there is nothing on tv sex
• i love you sex

what about sunday

sunday is the lord’s day praise jesus 

(Source: joesphjonas, via 50shadesofneigh)

lztybrn:

remember way back in 2006 when the wii first came out and then the entirety of the world forgot how to hold onto something with a firm grasp so much that nintendo had to make a shock absorbing condom just so that tvs wouldnt get destroyed when people would end up sending this thing flying at their tvs at 900 miles per hour

(via nick-menza)

hanatamango:

mononocake:

changingintosomethingold:

fivestephsforward:

waitingonmyturn:

I just choked on my chocolate milk

Lmao. Holy shit.

Ladies and gentleman, the United States Marine Corps at some of it’s finest and most hilarious moments

us military won the harlem shake

i love our military

(via alittletasteofdeath)